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Hi, I'm Alfonso!
I post my mundane adventures and reblog things that amuse me.
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timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

fallenforminaj:

Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

foxnewsofficial:

attractly:

is jordan foxnewsofficial real?

Who are they?
Courtney Woods’ mum and dad.
Can someone else do them first?
Not a problem, mate. I can cope with anything tonight.

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

pumpkinguts:

ventusrex:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so important to me

sky puppies

Sky puppies.

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

bloodlube:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIS LAUGH

jem-ni:

"racism doesn’t exist in 2014 tho"

"black women are not shitted on, this isn’t the 1800’s"

"why do black people always play the ‘race card’, it’s a dead argument"

gaypee:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

im going to queue this forever