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Hi, I'm Alfonso!
I post my mundane adventures and reblog things that amuse me.
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banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

fivehundredrevolutions:

Dashcon 2014

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

politicalsexkitten:

gayabortions:

boyexemplified:

"what would the founding fathers think if they could see America today"

probably something extremely racist

"Why are all these colored people and women acting like they have rights? Wait, they have rights???"

So I was playing Minecraft…

combusken:

mannycalavera:

And my friend decided to give me an emergency anti-spookies lava-filled mushroom

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then the gODDAMN THING CAUGHT ON FIRE AND EXPLODED

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THEN DISASTER

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I tried to put it out but I made it spread instead. 

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Goodbye dreams of building St. Bartholomew’s Orphanage. image

I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH HIS DANKY ASS SURPRISES.

remember that time I torched a fucking island

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE