cutesy-little-roleplaying:

yongmuney:

coolscar:

ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom

fuck her right in the pussy

This young man’s name is, in fact, Fuckherright Inthepussy. Congratulations. You got it right on the first try.

raversaurusrex:

illuminotus:

phoenix-fires:

materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog

kiyza:

So, who likes bats?

With the exception of the seventh .gif, these are all various species of fruit bats. I’m not sure where exactly these come from, but please let me know if you have a source.

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

jbfelcher:

Such an important day.

calumnw:

In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile. 

When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car responds by saying “Right. and mine is developing iPhone apps” before winking. Not only is this a poorly placed pop cultural reference, but they have iPhones in this world. Smartphones. Cars can hold mobile phones and use them and use their touch screen for various uses.

In Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. A CAr is riding in another car. They make reference to the Popemobile. “Is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “Well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. This means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. Also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “Fossil fuel. As in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but were they actual dinosaurs or car dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the 

Today is the anniversary of The Simpsons first appearance on television.

On April 19, 1987, “Goodnight” was aired on The Tracey Ullman Show.

Happy Birthday, Simpsons!

radicalrebellion:

val-kyrie-bliss:

I’m so tired of people who are a minority hurting their oppressors back as retaliation. Your hurtful actions against your oppressor are not justified, even if you are being oppressed. You’re just becoming the same kind of person they are. So stop.

This the type of shit white people say that let you know they not really about this anti-oppression life.

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

eatyourpie:

Rev Kate Bottley reacting to the first gay couple to marry legally in the UK

returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

meggannn:

Michael Gary Scott as the Doctor’s worst/best ever companion

#I DONT EVEN WATCH DOCTOR WHO BUT THIS IS BEAITUFL

♡ i can’t help that i need it all the primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that I’m kinda difficult but it’s always someone else’s fault ♡