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laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

tyleroakley:

acidexpress:

make it stop

THIS IS THE END

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT





ilovedrake12345:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK 

Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic. 

The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak. 

This is what it sounds like.

The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever. 

Source: X

solarselection:

crillah:

vinebox:

White people son

Wtf

He did the world a favor

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

aquus:

paula deen is back

friendlycloud:

size10plz:

tranquilskylines:

brattylifts:

chelseaparttwo:

toni-tan:

caliel:

niceoverallsloser:

PREACH IT GIRL

have you ever heard about condoms or other methods “to not get pregnant” girl

Have you ever heard of pregnancies as a result of rape and abuse? Have you heard of the failure rates on contraception?

Have you ever heard of adoption agencies or police stations that you can literally drop your child off at for free if you can’t/won’t take care of him/her?

Have you ever heard of the thousands of children that just get circled through social services/foster homes because there are too many kids and not enough families to adopt them?

Have you ever heard of the millions of parents wanting & waiting to adopt those children because they can’t have kids on their own?

Have you heard that a report by Unicef says there are 143 million and 210 million orphans worldwide, and this is not including abandonment, or sold children. It is estimated that 5760 children become orphans every day. So to try to make the case that it’s the responsibility of someone with a uterus to give birth against their will because other people want children is bullshit and absolutely ludicrous. 

Pro-‘life’ people can first work to raise the quality of life of existing people. When that is no longer sub-par for hundreds of millions, then they can start making these arguments.

But not a moment sooner.

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

saitin:

me when i cum 

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