The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular
"what would the founding fathers think if they could see America today"
probably something extremely racist
"Why are all these colored people and women acting like they have rights? Wait, they have rights???"
And my friend decided to give me an emergency anti-spookies lava-filled mushroom
then the gODDAMN THING CAUGHT ON FIRE AND EXPLODED
I tried to put it out but I made it spread instead.
Goodbye dreams of building St. Bartholomew’s Orphanage.
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH HIS DANKY ASS SURPRISES.
remember that time I torched a fucking island